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Bring me a beer - 2006/07/12 02:42 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
gone, he said, "quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop
your
fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
iron
all day long??"

The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."
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