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College Humor - 2006/01/26 19:39 One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

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    EDMOND ? The Edmond Planning Commission unanimously approved a neighborhood office development after Oak Tree Park property owners and the developer came to an agreement.

    The planned unit development district will be home to 13 office buildings on an 8.8-acre tract west of Kelly Avenue and north of Coffee Creek Road.

    The commissioners denied the rezoning request from single family to D-O suburban office in April after Oak Tree Park homeowners argued against the office park.

    Attorney Randel Shadid, representing Oak Tree Park Development, said all details had been worked out with homeowners during a Community Connection meeting following the April Planning Commissioners decision.
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  • Auditors fault Treasury oversight of bailout funds

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    The Treasury Department has no mechanism in place to track how institutions are using $150 billion in taxpayer money that the government injected into the banking system as of last month, the Government Accountability Office concluded in its report to Congress.

    The auditors acknowledged that the program, created Oct. 3 to help stabilize a rapidly faltering banking system, was less than 60 days old and has been adjusting to an evolving missio
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  • Oklahoma County man pinned under car dies
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    Oklahoma County Sheriff's spokesman Mark Myers said the 63-year-old man was working on a car in his driveway about 5 p.m. at his residence on First Gravel Road, south of Memorial Road in eastern Oklahoma County.

    Myers, who went to the scene, said he did not know why the car fell.

    The first people on the scene were two Oklahoma County sheriff's deputies and a Luther police officer. The deputies lifted the car off the ground and the Luther police officer pulled the victim out, Myers said.

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